Pakistan Hindu Council Puns

Let's start.

What I was made for:

• to raise issues faced by Hindus in Pakistan like Forced Conversions and discrimination etc,

• to raise funds for scholarships to underprivileged Hindus, to organised community-based sessions and seminars for religious knowledge and education awareness and a lot.

What do I do:

• I am always soft on Forced Conversions, the most heinous crime which involves child abuse, child marriage, child manipulation.

• I have never given any scholarship to any poor Hindu students

• I haven't and have no plans to organised any community-based session

• I just organise a few events for elite Hindus and other politicians to maintain my image.

For example, recently I received a call from Papa. Papa said, 11 Pakistani Immigrant Hindus were killed in India so please organise a protest in Islamabad. Now, there only live a few hundred Hindus in Islamabad who are well educated and wouldn't come to the protest so I had to run a PRANK.

What I did was I went to interior Sindh and issued a Fatwa that we are organising a FREE tour to Multan, Islamabad and Lahore for Hindus only. Since people from villages haven't seen cities in their entire lives so this free pranked tour was heaven for them. I received so many applications. I spent 20-30 Lacs on travel, food and on this tour and took some around maybe 100-150 people in 3-4 Coaches and brought them to Islamabad for a protest on the name of Free Tour.

I am proud to say that I deceived my community people. I made them join a protest which they don't even know what it is about. I proudly committed a crime and guess what? NO one will question because elite people of my community take no interest in holding me accountable and poor people of my community are uneducated and illiterate and this is how I win every time deceive.

I have a bunch of hypocrite representatives of the Hindu community who receive a lot of funds from state as well as from other sources on the name of developing Hindu community in Pakistan but I just sallow them. I know it's wrong. I know, Ganda hai par dhandha hai.

Tujhe khuda hone ka shoq hai, Tujhe un gareeb maon ki bad'duaen kaheen ka nhe chorengi Jinki ankhoon se aansu band nhe hote, Aapni uthai gai betiyoon ke intzaar men, Jo nhe pata kahan hen, Kis haal men hen, Zinda hen ya nhe

Note: I am equally devastated by the murder of 11 Pakistani immigrants. Organising protests is a good step but deceiving people and bringing them in the protest on the name of the free tou

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After doing a lot of research the last few days by listening to Pakistani and non-Pakistani Islamic scholars, it’s become quite obvious that the punishment for blasphemy is a topic of debate and diverse opinions everywhere in the Islamic world.

Some scholars such as Ghamidi provided clear reasoning for why a death penalty for blasphemy does not have any basis in any Islamic texts.

In Turkey, the punishment for blasphemy is a long prison sentence. In Malaysia it’s up to three years in prison. Same for UAE, Kazakhstan and Qatar. None of these countries have death sentences. It looks like we have the strictest law going around.

While it appears impossible for us to scrap the laws in totality, why can’t our scholars present different viewpoints for debate in one of their IIC sessions? What else do they get appointed to do? Why can’t we increase the threshold for what constitutes a harsh punishment?

It’s just so pissing off to know other Muslim majority countries manage to exist without any of our ridiculous problems.