What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
Does covid have you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
Karen’s refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
How to train people to wear a mask
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
masks have some loopholes
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
Made a Covid mask for my duck
It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill
Mask Jokes
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...
People who don't wear masks are the
Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
People who go out in public without a mask make me sick.
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
Why doesn’t the guy like to wear a mask?
He said it lowers his maskulinity.
I always take my mask off before going outside.
I'm afraid I'll wear it out.
Would anyone like to buy a mask for their duck?
They aren't fancy or nothing but they fit the bill!
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...
Had no idea she was a superhero.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
It's not a face mask son....
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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