He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
It was some baller baller dill, yβall.
I couldn't turn it down.
He deserves a no bell prize
Self raising flower.
I'll see myself out now.
The Evening.
It turns out he was just spinning a yarn
...I did NOT see that coming!
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
It was a PITA PARKA
The Nobell prize!
Roberto...
A dictatorship!
I don't think he gave me a concrete answer there.
Ow, that Hertz my ears.
Me and john got into an argument about it, "we all made an agreement that we would be mechanics" "well i want to be a business man" said john "well suit yourself"
Critics are calling it "offensive and pointless".
he called it recycling.
So earlier today my sister visited a bakery in Boston known for its cannolis. Her friend asks " I wonder how many cannolis they sell on Saturdays" my sister's response " I cannoli imagine" immediately followed by "my dad would be so proud"
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
