The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.
Her suspicious mind left me all shook up
My wife asked me to stop quoting Taylor Swift lyrics all the time
I never saw it coming, wouldn’t have suspected it
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...
But when I do, I refrain!
They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
So Proud!
We were talking about all of the songs with explicit lyrics on the new Ariana Grande album this morning and my 7-year-old son blurts out: “Her name should be Sweariana Grande!” I like the way this kid’s brain is growing!
What did Biggie Smalls use to write his lyrics?
Lyrical
Accordion to recent studies, everyday words in sentences can be replaced, unnoticed, by names of musical instruments.
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.
I don't think I understand Linkin Park lyrics anymore
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...
No one needed an abba cuss.
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
Driving behind a hearse, my wife asked “How fast do you think a hearse can go?”
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
One way or another
I’m really going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...
So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Idk if this is popular, found on facebook
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think i'm finally clean.
Plant/Music Puns
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
2/3 is a passing grade
but when I lose one of my three kids, everyone freaks out like I did something horrible. 😒
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...
that can't remember the lyrics?
I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want
He's never gonna give you Up
Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.
(Friend posted this on Facebook)
There must be some kind of way out of here
What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?
What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?
I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, “Do you have any idea why my car is humming?”
He replied, “Probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”
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