My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What’s the loudest kind of sandwich?

a B. yell T.

Surely it’s been done before, but it just popped into my head and it made me feel silly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Do you know what the loudest pet you can get is?

A Trumpet.

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What's the loudest kind of pet?

A trumpet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonquilXanthippe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Yellow is the loudest color
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenderlobotomy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What did they call the loudest knight of all?

Sir Roundsound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realfakedoors000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Why is "o" the loudest vowel?

Because all the other vowels are in audible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBritishSnob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Why is I the loudest letter of the alphabet ?

Because I's scream !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannydoes12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What type of clothing is the loudest?

The bell-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What is the loudest crime?

A racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JangSaverem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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At what time of day do Germans disagree?

Nein! (for this to be effective, say this quite loudly in a German accent.)

My dad loves this one, he always laughs the loudest at his own joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmpmpl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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I asked my wife for a booty call

Loudest fart I ever heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enrapha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Got my wife with this one last night

[Discussing my plans to progressively steal more & more of my old Lego from my parents place]

Me: So this stuff I took was mostly technic pieces coz my nephew is way to young to understand how it all works

Her: But it's still harsh to be taking it - what about when he does become old enough for it?

Me: This is my plan for the future & the Lego which will go to our own children eventually... Call it... my legocy!!

[Wife makes one of the loudest dad joke groans I've ever heard]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortalyst
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2016
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Working at the pizza shop when a kid shows up...

..and asks for a slice of cheese.

I walk over to the fridge and give the kid a slice of American cheese.

"That's $2.75."

That kid let out the loudest groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_flibble13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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What is the loudest pet you can get?

A trumpet!

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Whats the loudest Pet you can get?

A trumpet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InOuNdErStAnDiT
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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You know what the loudest pet you can get is?

A trumpet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyracer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What is the loudest kind of pet?

A trumpet!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeavyPlutonium
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What's the loudest pet?

A trumpet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/straightweird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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