What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I recently invested in bouillon cubes.

My assets aren’t liquid, but they can be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibided
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, β€œGet well soon.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted!

Man, talk about a liquid asset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If your house is flooded, contact me, I'll buy it.

I only invest in liquid assets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piedssurmars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I noticed someone comment that they hid all their money in their water bed mattress

I guess they had a lot of liquid assets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tappyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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