Liquid Assets Puns

A list of puns related to "Liquid Assets"

What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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I recently invested in bouillon cubes.

My assets aren’t liquid, but they can be.

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👤︎ u/ibided
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted!

Man, talk about a liquid asset.

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👤︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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If your house is flooded, contact me, I'll buy it.

I only invest in liquid assets.

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👤︎ u/piedssurmars
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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I noticed someone comment that they hid all their money in their water bed mattress

I guess they had a lot of liquid assets

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👤︎ u/Tappyy
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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