A list of puns related to "Lawsuits"
It was a ripoff.
Sounds like a huge pain in the butt
It was after a 30-day trial.
They reached a settlement.
He has grounds to sue.
Either they charge a lot of money, or they are pro bono.
It was attempted sue-a-side.
This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.
(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)
It's a cellphone battery charge
The charges didn't stick.
A lawsuit.
A lawsuit
I lost the case
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Their lawsuit.
When asked about the lawsuit, he claimed he "never saw it coming".
But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.
Their lawsuits
He showed up wearing only a lawsuit.
A lawsuit
A settlement has been reached in one of the sweetest lawsuits ever to be filed in federal court, but details of the payday are under wrappers.
Daryl White Jr. of Belle, Missouri, didn’t sugar coat his anger about paying a dollar apiece for boxes of Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales that were only two-thirds full. Determined not to be a sucker, he hired counsel and paid the U.S. District Court Western District of Missouri a $400 filing fee to sue Just Born Inc., the candymaker’s parent company, for alleged deceptive advertising and unjust enrichment.
So my girlfriend's dad's company was being sued by their landlord, and he had to go to Men's Wearhouse to get a suit for court. When my girlfriend told me this, I turned to her and said:
"I guess you could say your dad's getting his lawsuit on."
Yeah, kind of one of my proudest moments.
Her: What do lawyers wear to court?
Me: Uh, suits, norm-
Her: Lawsuits
Did you hear about the beautiful banana lawsuit?
They lost, but they're appealing.
The council finally removed it after the third lawsuit.
Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."
Dad: "Wow, saucy."
Let me preface this by saying that we live on a farm with a truly evil rooster who will attack anyone and everyone.
The fed-ex guy dropped off a package my dad had ordered, and my parents asked if he'd had any trouble with the rooster. I said he hadn't. They were like, "Good. That might've been a lawsuit waiting to happen or something."
And I said, "Yeah, maybe we should put up a Beware of Rooster sign, so we can't get sued for fowl play."
A lawsuit
A lawsuit
A lawsuit.
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