Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

Sediment always settles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My lawyer advised me of a hernia mesh replacement lawsuit

Sounds like a huge pain in the butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...

It was after a 30-day trial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.

They reached a settlement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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A man has a lawsuit against Folgers.

He has grounds to sue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleFart69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I want to file a lawsuit against U2, but I am finding it impossible to hire a lawyer.

Either they charge a lot of money, or they are pro bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that tried to file a lawsuit against the left part of his body?

It was attempted sue-a-side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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A Martian has filed a race discrimination lawsuit against a major US corporation

This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.

(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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GOP Senator David Perdue Faces Lawsuit After Snatching a Student's Phone

It's a cellphone battery charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveberzack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Did y'all hear about that lawsuit with the weak magnet?

The charges didn't stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king9510
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What’s the best thing to wear to court?

A lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueFoxoonys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nourmomlolgey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My optometrist was sued for giving bad prescriptions.

When asked about the lawsuit, he claimed he "never saw it coming".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do lawyers wear to work everyday?

Their lawsuit.

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My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...

But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agfwouldbecool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do police officers wear to court?

Their lawsuits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoiBoots
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call a police uniform?

A LAWsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhett9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What type of suits do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjasunite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why did the lawyer get thrown out of court?

He showed up wearing only a lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My mom told me her lawyer always shows up to court wearing the same thing

A lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittycaviar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What kind of clothing do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/persian2002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Dad jokes galore: Candy company settles with mid-Missouri man over underfilled boxes

A settlement has been reached in one of the sweetest lawsuits ever to be filed in federal court, but details of the payday are under wrappers.

Daryl White Jr. of Belle, Missouri, didn’t sugar coat his anger about paying a dollar apiece for boxes of Mike and Ikes and Hot Tamales that were only two-thirds full. Determined not to be a sucker, he hired counsel and paid the U.S. District Court Western District of Missouri a $400 filing fee to sue Just Born Inc., the candymaker’s parent company, for alleged deceptive advertising and unjust enrichment.

SOURCE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missourijake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My brother's girlfriend pulled this one...

Her: What do lawyers wear to court?

Me: Uh, suits, norm-

Her: Lawsuits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eptar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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Dadjoked my girlfriend about her dad.

So my girlfriend's dad's company was being sued by their landlord, and he had to go to Men's Wearhouse to get a suit for court. When my girlfriend told me this, I turned to her and said:

"I guess you could say your dad's getting his lawsuit on."

Yeah, kind of one of my proudest moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gman325
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Bananas

Did you hear about the beautiful banana lawsuit?

They lost, but they're appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drdwarf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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Three men walk into a bar...

The council finally removed it after the third lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditozCiccio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Without missing a beat.

Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."

Dad: "Wow, saucy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headabovethewater
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Got my dad tonight!

Let me preface this by saying that we live on a farm with a truly evil rooster who will attack anyone and everyone.

The fed-ex guy dropped off a package my dad had ordered, and my parents asked if he'd had any trouble with the rooster. I said he hadn't. They were like, "Good. That might've been a lawsuit waiting to happen or something."

And I said, "Yeah, maybe we should put up a Beware of Rooster sign, so we can't get sued for fowl play."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vocabularri
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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What does a lawyer wear to court

A lawsuit

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What does a lawyer wear to work?

Lawsuits

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What did the lawyer wear to the prom

A lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx_Hedshot_xX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do Lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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