Lamba Puns

January 11, 2016

We will now move on to the Genesis news/update and finally answer the question of whether Genesis will live to see another version or not. We will also help put the things discussed above in perspective and provide some very specific examples of the damage discussed:

Originally lambda planned to release an update to Genesis that would include all the same features it had before along with all the improvements made. It was to include the same abundance of free links it used to have and support several new premium services. Unfortunately, with all of the lies and misinformation being spread by people that care for nothing more but hits/clicks/likes on social media he has decided to put an end to Genesis. He will release a new add-on but it will not be Genesis and it will not have library integration or favourites. These were the most used and most contentious features and he hopes removing them will help limit the new add-ons installed user base. We have discussed this several times already but in addition to removing library integration and favourites he has removed many scrapers and resolvers, specifically the free ones. The new add-on will rely heavily upon premium services like RealDebrid, RPNet, Premiumize.me and Easynews. This is another attempt to control how large the installed userbase gets and a way to eliminate the dependence on free hosters that cause the vast majority of problems with resolution.

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I'm not that good with Lambda Functions and boto3 that's y i thought maybe i can get some help from here. So, i need to write a lambda function and schedule it to run every 1 min via AWS event bridge or some other scheduler, it will check the S3 directory above, every min a CSV file is generated in the directory, the lambda function will check that after 4 to 5 checks there are no files being generated, then it will send an email.

I am having issue regarding how to fetch the s3 latest csv file info to trigger the second lambda function.

If you got anything please help me.

Thank You.

How are you all handling Python dependencies when building AWS lambdas in production CICD environments? Are you just pulling them in with pip install on every build? How do you solve:

1. Pip outages impacting you and blocking pipeline?
2. pip or pkg maintainer gets poisoned with packages that have back doors installed on them?
3. If using codebuild, wasted 5-10 minutes download/installing costing more and more over time?

It seems like right solution here is caching + potentially fully independent privately hosted pip mirror.

The mirror gives you control of keeping it up and operating separate from the official pip mirrors - also you can have it be private which adds a layer of protection against dependency poisoning.

Caching also seems valuable here to get a speed up and reduce the number of times we’re going to re download everything. but how? What directories do we cache to speed up next time? Virtual Env? Some other secret location?

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you suck Jhon Rafi's dick just so that you can get some clout

Nigga Your ass must be jealous of your mouth from the amount of shit that comes from it

you bald cuz them lices in your dirty head took out your hair bit by bit

Your forehead is so big if I drew a big H on it Kobe might have landed safely

be it on the court, or with your wife all you can do it finish your stamina quickly

your height so short and ur girl says u got a small pp,

out of all the ballers your wife calls me the mvp

after pestering my dad for a job and getting rejected u found one in dubai

now you better fuck off quick cuz no one gon give u a goodbye

I am getting following error sporadically when trying to deploy a cloudfront with a lamba@edge association

```Error: error updating CloudFront Distribution : InvalidLambdaFunctionAssociation: The function must be in an Active state. The current state for function arn:aws:lambda:us-east-1:123456789:function:lambaFunction:123 is Pending 	status code: 400,
on download/modules/ui/cloudfront.tf line 9, in resource "aws_cloudfront_distribution" "distribution":    9: resource "aws_cloudfront_distribution" "distribution" {```

my module

resource "aws_cloudfront_distribution" "distribution" {
...

default_cache_behavior {

.....

lambda_function_association {

event_type = "viewer-request"
lambda_arn = aws_lambda_function.lambda.qualified_arn}

lambda_function_association {
   event_type = "viewer-response"
   lambda_arn = aws_lambda_function.lambda_hsts.qualified_arn}}
 }
}