A list of puns related to "Roast Lamb"
It was a ca-lamb-ity.
Ain't nobody got thyme for that
I was cruising through the meat section and a nearby married couple were checking out some lamb shoulders that were on special. The mum picks up a roast, inspects it and deposits it in their trolley where she then notices the package had leaked a bit.
"Oh!" She says. "I've got a bloody hand!"
"You've always had two bloody hands," jokes the dad.
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