Was making roast lamb for dinner and dropped the tray out of the oven .

It was a ca-lamb-ity.

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👤︎ u/torakwho
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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My brother asked me to cater his wedding. He wants over 200 servings of roasted lamb chops.

Ain't nobody got thyme for that

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👤︎ u/riffdex
📅︎ Jun 18 2015
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Overheard this handy-dandy dad joke in the supermarket...

I was cruising through the meat section and a nearby married couple were checking out some lamb shoulders that were on special. The mum picks up a roast, inspects it and deposits it in their trolley where she then notices the package had leaked a bit.

"Oh!" She says. "I've got a bloody hand!"

"You've always had two bloody hands," jokes the dad.

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👤︎ u/DAT_CANKLE
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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