I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.
I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.
My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
The man stood up after a rousing speech, took a bow and marched out triumphantly.
He was protesting against violins in schools.
Name a bow that can’t be tied?
Bow before the all mighty
Bow down to your master, peasants
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
You should buy a bow and arrow.
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.
That's not the bow of the boat
Takes aggressively violent bow
I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?
Because he wanted to look sharp.
I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking
What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?
Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.
Cupid is always seen using a bow
Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
What do you call a bow in Spanish?...
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
What if someone made a bow that shot water?
I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.
When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.
An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.
I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"
To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."
Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?
He was studying foreign languages.
Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.
He was hunting star bucks.
Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships.
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What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
Mom: huh. They didn't put bows on the gazebo this year. Dad: So does that make it a gaze?
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