31 Hilarious Butterflies Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:

Annette.

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👤︎ u/Unfussed

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the butterflies...

Or the farts you hold in.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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The butterfly

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👤︎ u/Solilupus

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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Want to see a butterfly?

Just throw the butter across the room.

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👤︎ u/ShawnOfTheDread

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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My friend said he's a butterfly

I asked him since when can butter fly...

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👤︎ u/Juriq1

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?

I butterfly away

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👤︎ u/Slymood

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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Look at the butterfly!

throws butter

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👤︎ u/Zuckerschneggle

📅︎ May 07 2020

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This year’s theme for Burning Man is “Metamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.

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👤︎ u/masterchiefpetty

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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Just ate this, now i get butterflies in my stomach (is it how you use it idk im bad at English)

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👤︎ u/EqualZero

📅︎ Mar 10 2019

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What's one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?

Caterpillars

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👤︎ u/Ciaranl9

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)

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👤︎ u/fallinfrog

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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Butterfly

https://imgur.com/gallery/X8HJ9Qe

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👤︎ u/sbryan_

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?

Papua pupa papas

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👤︎ u/aiandi

📅︎ May 31 2019

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What makes a butterfly flutter by?

Wings.

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👤︎ u/ZonieDrew

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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My friend bet me £100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.

I thought that's worth a flutter.

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👤︎ u/thedaddy71

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Butterflies

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👤︎ u/JukeboxSommelier

📅︎ May 21 2018

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After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.

I told her I was just lashing out.

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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Butterflies just aren't what they used to be.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy

📅︎ Aug 18 2016

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I wanted to make sure that my daughter would be good at catching butterflies and fish.

So I called her Anette.

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👤︎ u/HardlyNetworking

📅︎ Aug 13 2018

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Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated

I guess she was a bad pupa.

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👤︎ u/anjelloe

📅︎ Dec 30 2016

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We see butterflies but never see margarineflies.

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👤︎ u/Bluecrabby

📅︎ Aug 20 2017

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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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👤︎ u/globgob

📅︎ Mar 12 2013

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Me: I'm so nervous I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach...

Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars? Me: omg ...

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👤︎ u/KittieCat4

📅︎ Dec 28 2017

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There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.

It was a mothball.

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👤︎ u/rahulsk2008

📅︎ Feb 15 2018

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How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?

betterfly

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👤︎ u/gnagnone

📅︎ Nov 26 2017

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There was a dance, but the butterfly wasn't there.

It was a Moth Ball.

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👤︎ u/weebo14

📅︎ Jan 09 2018

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My kid said she didn't know how to make a butterfly.

I said I know how to make a butter fly. You throw it.

My wife almost laughed.

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👤︎ u/lavalashlol

📅︎ Dec 24 2016

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If I had butterflies, then I wouldn't have to buy it a the store anymore.

A little rough but becoming a dad takes time. http://imgur.com/qT0gqi2

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👤︎ u/I-would-pay-for-that

📅︎ Jun 25 2014

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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 03 2020

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It's a butterfly!

It's a butterfly! https://imgur.com/gallery/b8T6P

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👤︎ u/TheJesusSkull

📅︎ Jun 04 2017

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