My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?

A butterfloat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_A_B_Movie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:

Annette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the butterflies...

Or the farts you hold in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The butterfly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Want to see a butterfly?

Just throw the butter across the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawnOfTheDread
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My friend said he's a butterfly

I asked him since when can butter fly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juriq1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the butterfly say when it got attacked?

I butterfly away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Look at the butterfly!

throws butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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This year’s theme for Burning Man is β€œMetamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterchiefpetty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Just ate this, now i get butterflies in my stomach (is it how you use it idk im bad at English)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EqualZero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What's one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?

Caterpillars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaranl9
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fallinfrog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Butterfly

https://imgur.com/gallery/X8HJ9Qe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbryan_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What makes a butterfly flutter by?

Wings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do New Guinea butterfly babies call their dads?

Papua pupa papas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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My friend bet me Β£100 that I couldn't do an impression of a butterfly.

I thought that's worth a flutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedaddy71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Butterflies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.

I told her I was just lashing out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Butterflies just aren't what they used to be.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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I wanted to make sure that my daughter would be good at catching butterflies and fish.

So I called her Anette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardlyNetworking
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Since emerging from her cocoon, the butterfly was constipated

I guess she was a bad pupa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anjelloe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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We see butterflies but never see margarineflies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluecrabby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2013
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Me: I'm so nervous I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach...

Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars? Me: omg ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittieCat4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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There was a dance, but butterfly was not there.

It was a mothball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulsk2008
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?

betterfly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnagnone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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There was a dance, but the butterfly wasn't there.

It was a Moth Ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebo14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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My kid said she didn't know how to make a butterfly.

I said I know how to make a butter fly. You throw it.

My wife almost laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavalashlol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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If I had butterflies, then I wouldn't have to buy it a the store anymore.

A little rough but becoming a dad takes time. http://imgur.com/qT0gqi2

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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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It's a butterfly!

It's a butterfly! https://imgur.com/gallery/b8T6P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJesusSkull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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