Ky Puns

Their windows fell out.

Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

Time to get the A/C fixed.

Because it's tou-rist-ky

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

Details are Mir-ky

"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"

"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"

"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"

"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"

"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"

"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"

"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"

crashing noises

"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"

"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

silence

"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."

EDIT: formatting.