Ky low-budget Ren imgur.com/a/YXYUi
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hobocheese88
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Did you hear the one about the couple who confused window cement with KY-Jelly?

Their windows fell out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/squishymarshmallows
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Dad joke found on the side of a racetrack in western KY

Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

Time to get the A/C fixed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rocknocker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Degtyrev
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I got some socks from Google...

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/edrabbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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*knock knock* "Who's there?"

"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"

"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"

"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"

"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"

"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"

"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"

"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"

crashing noises

"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"

"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

silence

"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."

EDIT: formatting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/D0tBlue
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