What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox,

but I'm finding it really hard to get into it.

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I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...

...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?

:D

Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.

EDIT: for removal of apostrophe

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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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