Knox Puns

A list of puns related to "Knox"

What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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I've just started reading a book about Fort Knox,

but I'm finding it really hard to get into it.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I toured the USS Missouri today…

In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.

You have to be able to guard the dough.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ May 15 2021
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I hear that Samsung are employing security guards at all their stores now...

...does this make them...Guardians of the Galaxy?

:D

Hotter half shared that with me the other day. We're trying to build up our dad joke repertoire with a recently arrived bub.

EDIT: for removal of apostrophe

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👤︎ u/scalesthefish
📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/reallyhard_username
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/read-ded-redemshin
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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