Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?
It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a boogie in it;)
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)
I tripped over a box of Kleenex when coming home, needing an ER visit!
Don't worry--it's only tissue damage...
Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say “Sneeze This Moment”?
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
I will only give someone a kleenex if I've known them for a long time.
I guess you could say I have trust-tissues.
Kleenex boxes are like cheap mobile data plans
You think they’re infinite until they’re snot
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Give it a little boogie.
How do make a kleenex dance
Put a little boogie in it
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
How do Kleenex dance??
They put a little boogie in it
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Blow a little boogie in it!
