My dad and mom had this exchange today while watching a NASCAR event. I might have two dads.

Dad: "The Cottonelle driver's career must be in the toilet."

Cottonelle driver gets in wreck several minutes later.

Mom almost instantly: "They had better wipe up that mess."

These two were clearly made for each other.

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