Arlos attempt at the andrex puppy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doopster02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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UK Trolls, what bog roll are you using? Standard blue Andrex has changed and betrayed me. The clitty litter is BAD y'all. I have cunt confetti. Help.
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Does anybody else find that Andrex is too soft?

And let's not get started on Velvet.

I like it's softness, but it just seems that it's too soft. There surely should be some roughness to it to be able to do its job properly. Of course, I'm not talking the tracing paper, or that random pink stuff we had at Primary School, nor the really bad stuff you get in pound shops or the supermarket 'value' range.

Personally, my toilet paper of choice is Asda Shades - but I expect that the same tier of paper from any supermarket is on a par (I just happen to do my shopping in Asda).

Incidentally, regarding the toilet paper you get something like 18 rolls for Β£1.50, I had a conversation with a friend who would only buy this paper. I tried to encourage them to get a slightly higher tier paper, but their response was that they used so much that it would be expensive. I tried to tell them that the reason they used so much was because they were using the cheap [ahem] shit, but they couldn't quite understand...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairysdad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Remember 10 years ago, we were all like 'fuck yeah, baby wipes for adult, go on Andrex Moist'. Now Dynorod are judging our clean tushies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrspea84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why the hell have they painstakingly video edited out the Andrex puppy’s bum hole on their newest advert?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daphnis_nerii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Destino ❌ Andrex J feat Mr. Blanco (salsa de Cali) youtu.be/5kdYG952e3Q
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2021
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r/andrex Lounge

A place for members of r/andrex to chat with each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UwUmyOwOdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Hi everyone. I feel like treating myself to something a little luxurious since it’s been a crappy couple of months. I’m looking for the softest, most heavenly toilet roll to buy. I’m a hardcore user of Andrex the puppies on roll one, funnily enough I’ve not tried any other brands yet.

And I mean most heavenly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masoylatte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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When your wife buys scented Andrex bog roll, which is so thin you end up fingering yourself everytime you need to drop the kids off at the school.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelDeMoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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The Andrex doggo. [Via Facebook. Credits Joe Woody]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyw7
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Sainsbury's sold out of their own brand shit tickets, meaning I had to shell out a whole Β£4 for a pack of Andrex. In hindsight, the daily mail only cost 65p
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_cc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The Andrex doggo. [Via Facebook. Credits Joe Woody]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyw7
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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The Andrex doggo. [Via Facebook. Credits Joe Woody]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyw7
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Andrex puppy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcgrimsby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Welcome to Andrex!

The Pharma company that you can trust! We make the best drugs around (We also make other things ;) ) We are here to help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UwUmyOwOdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Handy that Andrex tell you how much 100 shits cost.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajguk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Buying a twin pack of Andrex from Tesco, and feeling like a fucking war criminal walking out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerHeadcase
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Just tripled the value of my car by leaving 16 rolls of Andrex on the back seat

May try and sell it now as it will never be worth as much again :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buzz_uk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Vi presento Kingdom EGGS [gift for Andrex]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Covezz
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Β£12 for 9 rolls of Andrex at local shop. Is this legal? imgur.com/gallery/WLRc5MX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeuroWest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My phone just reminded me of this β€œmemory” when my guy wanted to audition to be the new Andrex pup!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/austenjc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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This add for andrex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainattacker17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Andrex = TP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daffodil_snowdrop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Una salsita colombiana bien pegajosa La Perdida ❌ Andrex J ❌ Mr.Blanco (salsa 2021) youtu.be/CIOaeZMy7xc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnvunited
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Andrex J & Mr.blanco - La PΓ©rdida [latin urban salsa] open.spotify.com/track/15…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnvunited
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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[UK] - Lockdown: Andrex maker has '100 million toilet rolls standing by’ bbc.co.uk/news/business-5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutoNewsAdmin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Andrex's i feel as clean as a.....

Am i the only one who cant make head or tails of these adverts? 'I feel as clean as a spoon in a circus!'- wtf what does that even mean?! Lets sit down and talk about how clean we feel after the toilet!! What a weird and unbritish thing- we obv dont do such vulgar acts.

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In Marks and Sparks its "Sorry, was that your Andrex?" In Asda its "Gerrof me bog roll" and in Aldi its the fucking Hunger Games
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerHeadcase
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Arlo's attempt at the Andrex puppy
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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