Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?

It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiffanyOddish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I tripped over a box of Kleenex when coming home, needing an ER visit!

Don't worry--it's only tissue damage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say β€œSneeze This Moment”?
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I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night

But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babblingbrooks1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I will only give someone a kleenex if I've known them for a long time.

I guess you could say I have trust-tissues.

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Kleenex boxes are like cheap mobile data plans

You think they’re infinite until they’re snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JASearcy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I made a bridge out of Kleenex.

I have truss tissues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimyboomerang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do make a kleenex dance

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eberial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasedOnAir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cindy-001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nstephe17
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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How do Kleenex dance??

They put a little boogie in it

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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How do you make a kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galpeener
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie in it!

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