What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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How do you know a successful female serial killer?

She has a run in her stalkings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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The Killer Ohms are attacking us!

WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What did the cat say to the serial killer?

You're freaking meowt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSnow12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Cereal Killer Tee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polar_mane_777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a Chinese serial killer?

A lo-MEINiac!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roger821
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D00M12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?

A Cerebral Killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommercialButton5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Where do serial killers get their equipment?

On Amazon Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandee13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim

Snap crackle pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaClassyPancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A serial killer was after me

we were both running for my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diganta15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?

because the parrots eat em all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanillaxBear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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This picture is killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChompyDino53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Cereal Killer Shirt reddit.com/gallery/j4v1c3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polar_mane_777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/innuen-doh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I hate when spiders kill flies, they’re such buzz killers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"

"No" he said, "It kills them"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines

His media name is Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What type of pain killers do they give you after a boobjob?

Percocets (perky-sets)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lboogie19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said

"that about sums it-up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetterZee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?

A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.

"This concludes my probaballistic report."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlybird
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What is a Killer Queen’s favourite jelly?

Gunpowder gelatine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barelyknowherCFC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Know what the best serial killer would be?

Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrylongshiv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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