The space bar.
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
The spacebar
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
The shift key.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
She said it was too depressing.
It’s his mouse pad.
I lost control.
W̶̢̰̬̺͒̽̋͋̉ḩ̸̯̼̬̼̣̱͚͖̎̐̔̃y̸̡̛͕̫̬̳̾̂̽́͌̊͆̈́̚͜ ẘ̴̧̨̗̺͈̠̲͇͚̲͔̪͍͔̝̙̦͇͉̭̜͔͎͉́̽͐̈́̅͋̊͗͆̾̍̑̉̂̈́͊͝ͅo̴̡̤͙͙͇̼͕͖̰͕̘͉̓̐̄ư̷̲͚̖̻͚͙̖̊̋͊͗́̒̏͂̄͊̈́̍̋̋̎̽͌̈́͋͘͝l̸̢̝̭͕̠̞̟͕̭̙̦̪̤͚̫̦̞̱̺̟̩̦͍̉͂͆̑͆̐̊̌͜͠͠d̸̰̻̺̅̀̀́̈́̈́͒͋̋͒̓̀̅͠͝ ̵̢̝͙̲͔̞͉̘̤̙̮̻͍͈̗̦̻̬̣̳̥͂̑̐̈́͋̒̈͐̑̆͘ͅţ̸̢̨̧̡̛͍̻̺̬̱̮̺̻̼͓̠̲͇̜̭̗͖̹͔̫̗̟͈͔͔̯͓͂̌̏̍̓̎̀͐͐̎̆͌̐̍̑͘͘͘͜ḩ̸̢̡͇̙͚̠̰̩̰͖̥̟̪̻̣̝͙̦̙͓̫͚͈̪̜̭̻̩̤̟̽͛͗͑̏̍̄͗͜ͅę̶̛̤̥͚̤͍̭͉̫̯̣͇̰̳̹̲̠̮̫͖́̍̍͐̔́͒̍̋͌̾́̈́̊̑̌̉̊̔̔̀͊̾̑̿̾́̄̃͘͜y̸̙̭̥̹̌̃͒͋̈͂͐̈́͊̄̌̀̀̎̌̆̀̕̚͠͠͝͠ ș̶̢̢̡̧̡̛̛͍̭͕͖͙̯̻̪̜̺̝̣͖͇̬̼̣̼͉̺̻͙̖̰̣̮͙̪̟͍͔̯̫̝͉͙̜̲͕̠̱̟̎̓͛̂̓͋͛̓̌͗̎̐͆̉̃̏̉̆̉́͛̾̆̑́̃͑̈́̉̆͑̒̓́̀̓̋̐͛̈̔̒͗͐̈́͑͑̚̚͘͘̕͝͝͠͝ͅą̵̧̡̡̧̨̨͈̜̤̱̲̭̠̱̥̟͙̙͉̱͉̹̳̭̯̖̺̞͈̥͉̲̣͔͙̰͇̲̺̮̔̌͋͛̌́́̐͂̈́̒̈̾̈́̕͝ỷ̸̢̛̟͓͔̹̝̞̯̹̰̝͎̹̠͎̘͔͍͇̺͕̬̀́̈́̈́͛͒̍̑̄̋̋̆̑͋̏̊̔̌͛̎̉́͊͒̇̍̾͋͂̍͘̚͜ ̷̢̧̢̛̛̳͚̩̪͖͇̰͓͔͔̩̟̙̙̖̞̮̙̜̗̻̼͍͙͎͚̙͊͑̽̂͐̃́͊͛̇̾̓͒̇̐̓͆͂̂̇̐̓̈̈̏̍͐̓̈́̐̿̓͑͑͒́̃̔́̾̓́̂̚̚̕̚͜͝ţ̵̨̢̢̢̛̛̛̛͙̦͙̝̝͓̣͇̖̹͙͇̹̹̙̭̫̳͉̯͚̱͓͇̙̻̥͖̟͉͈͕̼͎̤̣̰͐̃̾̒͊̉́̔̄̄́͋̈́̆̅͆̂̀̽̐̊̾͐͋̍͆̌͂̿̽̇͑͋́̓̅̂̌̆͑́̕͘͘̚͝͝͝͝h̸̡͓̣͇̩̦͚̮͉͍̰̭͓̞͎͖͚͍̜̻̣͉̟̯̤͉̻̮̹̞̠̟̬̬̱̩̖̭͔͕͐̌͑̈̾̈́̓̿̀͒͑̅̌̊̂̒̅̓̈́̇͊͛̃͒̄͒̉͗̒͐̿́̀̍̀̑̎͘̚̚̕͜͜͠͠͠ͅͅạ̵̧̧̨̯̫̙͕̘̞̼̟̬͓̻̩͚̪̤͎̝̘̞̦͓̌͗̀͑̌͠t ̷̢̧̡̡̡̨̛̯̮̯̗̙͎̜͉̹͙͔̲̬͙̝͍̯̦͖̰͍͙͍̜̪̮̦̙̮̬̞̞͕̩͙̯̱͚̯̜̯̻̯̭̫̠̓͋̔͆̆̄̒̑̎͋͒̈́͆̓͗̄͒̊̎͂̇͊̊̉̚͘̚͘̕͜͜ͅX̷̡̧̨̧̧̢̦̺̞̩̘͖̺̲͔̜͎̬͍͉̰͚͔͖̫̯̘͚̗͔̩͖̗͔̱̜̪͇͓͉̱͇̣̖͇̭͙͍͖̿͆̀͋̆̊̌̅̄̇͂͌͌̇̈́̉̈́̿͂̀̓̋͐̆̍͐̓̆̑̊̈͒̂͌̄̅͛̌̆̒́͗̀̈́͛͌̓̾̽̔͗͛̂̀̕̚͝͠͝ͅͅD̶̟̭̠̹̦̳̤̂͑̒͐̓̑̈́͆̓̑̒̐̈͂̅̚͜͜?̸̨̠̝̯̰͕͚̀̏̓̇͐̾̑̊͒͋̾̃́̐̀̀̊͒̈́̏̿̾̅͒̔̈́̒͊̍͋͑͘͜͜͝͠͠͝͝
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
It's a half-a-grand piano.
Because it has two shifts.
(hAH)
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Because they have two shifts.
They don’t want to get qwerties.
To the space bar !!
And said “I guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!
I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc
Cos they have 2 shifts...
It's so refreshing.
You start with the higher R key.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
I guess it's No Save November?
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
(unless there's a touchpad)
He was missing the point
It's under control now.
But it's ok, everything's under control
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Now its all out of control
...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
It has two shifts
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
It's because it has two shifts.
Only because it has two shifts
I wasn't putting on enough shifts
I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts
You start with the higher R key.
