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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why are keyboards never tired?

Because they have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjyea124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aboutanimechannel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did you know a keyboard never sleeps?

It's because it has two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.

Always proud to be an organ donor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why does a keyboard never sleep?

It has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishanp1806
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Til that a keyboard never rests.

Only because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bgone1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.

Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr__Weasels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpk38
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Llama58-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I found a spider on my keyboard this morning.

It's under control now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadHamburger420
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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On a keyboard, nothing is under control.

(unless there's a touchpad)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I spilt coffee on my keyboard :-(

But it's ok, everything's under control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...

But it was a bold-faced lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Playing the keyboard is...

my type of music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My keyboard fell apart today.

I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?

The spacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enbydragonmonarch
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My keyboard is very political

It even has the alt right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I didn't put enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A tab and keyboard in conversation

I am in you, you in me. We are in each other. True love. ❀️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wireless keyboard isn't working

I guess I need to re-pair it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?

He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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My friend donates keyboards to churches

He’s an organ donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Online24hours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brousch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Space shuttle made of keyboard keys does not contain any space bars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oscar_Lilja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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ugh, the button "C" of my keyboard just broke

Now this is a c-rious problem

(it happened for real, help)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aldo-Tron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VamanaGG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I meant to just give my keyboard a quick dusting... And then I lost control.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanewd40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why is the keyboard always tired from work?

Because it has 2 shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thelaanie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Redditor was cleaning keyboard, but then lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tho3maxi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why was the elephant afraid of the keyboard?

Because it came with a mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting on enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why does the Keyboard never sleep?

because it has two Shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcRlus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Did you know the keyboard never sleeps

Because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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