Turns out it was all under CTRL.
The space bar.
(Task manager shortcut)
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
The shift key.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
She said it was too depressing.
I lost control.
It’s his mouse pad.
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Because it has two shifts.
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Because they have two shifts.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
It's a half-a-grand piano.
They don’t want to get qwerties.
To the space bar !!
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And said “I guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!
Cos they have 2 shifts...
It's so refreshing.
You start with the higher R key.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.
(unless there's a touchpad)
It's under control now.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Now its all out of control
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
It's because it has two shifts.
Only because it has two shifts
I wasn't putting on enough shifts