What keeps sheep up at night
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
My son keeps all his boogers in a journal. He's up to 143.
I told him "One more and it'll be truly gross"
Touring stand-ups keep getting covid.
I guess laughter isn’t the best medicine.
The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
My company keeps asking me to sign up for a 401k.
There's no way I could run that far.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
Why couldn’t the young, electric train keep up with the old trains?
Because he ran out of steam
People keep telling me to stop putting up walls
My wife keeps insisting that I should warm up before I start exercising.
Sounds like a stretch to me.
What kind of girl is creamy and keeps you up all night?
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
I hope this rain keeps up.
That way it won't come down.
To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..
I have to remind him what Israel.
My friend keeps insisting that I should always warm up before I start exercising.
I think that’s a stretch.
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
Did you hear? Parents everywhere are feeling disoriented and unable to keep up with their kids while at home.
An announcement was made by the Center for Dizzies Control.
Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?
Because it’s raisin awareness.
Hi "Gonna lose my shit if you keep up with the dad jokes..."
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
What keeps the ocean from drying up?
I've never been able to beat my school's high jump record and it keeps me up at night to this day...
This one note keeps messing me up though
My son keeps trying to swim inside the house... So I came up with this idea that I’m starting to feel REALLY GOOD about.
When your soy bread prices keep going up and down
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
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