My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWilfred11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Don't keep it up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albanianbitchee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?

Because it’s raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I've never been able to beat my school's high jump record and it keeps me up at night to this day...

I just can't get over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My longhaired friend showed up at my house yesterday with the sides of his head shaved and asked if he should keep it...

I told him to give it a few days and mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egzavier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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It all keeps adding up, I think I’ve had enough. Am I just paranoid, or...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Every time I try to set up my tripod, it keeps falling down

I can't stand it anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I saw a worker stacking shelves at Costco complaining, because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up...

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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My wife keeps waking me up to go turn off the computer and then turn it back on again.

I hate these late night rebooty calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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It's raining outside. Guy at my job says, "I hope it keeps up."

I say, "Why's that?"

He says, "So it doesn't come down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanJS0901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse

I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropanddash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My best friend keeps telling me to β€œcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonsnaba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgmanflash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj121jj
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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