Hard to keep Track of stuff
Best way to keep track of epic times!
How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?
With an Abakiss!
I try and keep track of how much toffee I consume.
I keep a Heath Ledger
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when itβll hit.
How does poop keep track of itβs thoughts and feelings?
Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...
My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...
... Re Post-it Notes.
How do ranchers keep track of all their cows?
They keep a cattle-log.
Do you know how I keep track of all my Mediterranean friends?
Italy.
(My friends actually appreciated this one so I thought I'd share it here.)
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces heβs visited?
He keeps a log book.
Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?
He uses his spider census.
Iβve been diagnosed with Alzheimerβs so many times I canβt even keep track
...
Did you know that dogs keep track of how many times you've stepped on their tails?
It's your Yelp score
I keep track of the all the trees that grow in my local area in a book
It's my logbook
It's how farmers keep track of their day
I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?
Heath Ledger
What do you call a list that keeps track of toffee candy bars?
A Heath Ledger.
How does a deer hunter keep track of all their cuts of meat?
Using a ven-ison diagram.
How does a communist keep track of important dates?
The Marx it on their Karl-endars
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
He keeps a log book.
