My boys were arguing about who would get to drive the go-kart around the track...

I told them, "You guys should take turns".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Just got back from riding some go karts with my son.

We had a wheely good time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gregory-De-mayo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My son got me while playing Mario Kart Tour....

I've been doing horrible in the current tour so I told him:

"I'm going to lose a few tiers after this tour"

Son - "You don't have to cry about it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?

Rambo Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesklein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I just saw a famous French footballer in the game shop playing Mario Kart

I think it was Thierry on Wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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My friends don't like it when I play Mario Kart with them. I tend to drive them crazy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schezoroark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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My brother and I were playing Mario Kart

My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmNateHello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.

My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.

Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"

Me: "It looks pretty big to me"

At least I came in first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RoundCube_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2015
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I took my cute CPA go karting on our first date to a place called Turbo Tracks...

She wasn't Intuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdempsey313
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I've been really getting into a turn based strategy game lately

Mario Kart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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From my 9 year old son's shower thoughts

Mario Kart is a rally hard game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrispeefeart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Having been raised without a dad, I never realized there was a void in my life until you all filled it. Thank you! In appreciation, I present the only dad joke I've experienced firsthand.

Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."

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My dad, the comedian

So i was ask to post it here from a post in /r/screenshots/ , so i thought i'd add a story to it:

So, my father had asked me to make him a little sign up website, basic HTML format, that he could then copy and paste into a wordpress site that his Go-kart association uses. I made it, put it into a zip file, and e-mail him. I sent him a text to check his e-mail and how to use it. His response was this:

http://imgur.com/gallery/IG7mqVs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecr0w12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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At walmart

My girlfriend and I were grabbing some food at Walmart when she accidentally bumped into this other mans kart and he turned around and while looking at where the karts colloided said with a blank face "I really hope you have insurance"

For some reason it was the funniest thing ever to me, guess I'm into dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucasjason
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Car trip

My dad and I were Kart racing and when I got back to my car I tripped on the step. He laughed and said "Have a nice trip!" and drove off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigabyte898
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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