A list of puns related to "Kart"
I told them, "You guys should take turns".
We had a wheely good time.
I've been doing horrible in the current tour so I told him:
"I'm going to lose a few tiers after this tour"
Son - "You don't have to cry about it"
Rambo Road
I think it was Thierry on Wii
My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second
My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.
Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"
Me: "It looks pretty big to me"
At least I came in first.
She wasn't Intuit
Mario Kart
Mario Kart is a rally hard game
Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."
So i was ask to post it here from a post in /r/screenshots/ , so i thought i'd add a story to it:
So, my father had asked me to make him a little sign up website, basic HTML format, that he could then copy and paste into a wordpress site that his Go-kart association uses. I made it, put it into a zip file, and e-mail him. I sent him a text to check his e-mail and how to use it. His response was this:
http://imgur.com/gallery/IG7mqVs
My girlfriend and I were grabbing some food at Walmart when she accidentally bumped into this other mans kart and he turned around and while looking at where the karts colloided said with a blank face "I really hope you have insurance"
For some reason it was the funniest thing ever to me, guess I'm into dad jokes.
My dad and I were Kart racing and when I got back to my car I tripped on the step. He laughed and said "Have a nice trip!" and drove off
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