What is a Sith Lord's favourite Mario Kart track?
My son got me while playing Mario Kart Tour....
I've been doing horrible in the current tour so I told him:
"I'm going to lose a few tiers after this tour"
Son - "You don't have to cry about it"
What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?
For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room.
I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What is Mario's favourite musical?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
What are Mario and Luigi’s favorite kind of pants?
I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.
He said: "One would have been enough."
What's Mario's favourite material?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I don’t understand why my son was so upset I gave him broken down cardboard for his birthday.
He’s the one who kept asking for an ex-box.
I just saw a famous French footballer in the game shop playing Mario Kart
I think it was Thierry on Wii
How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?
Mario suddenly knew who took his car after he parked it.
Alongside a ticket attached to a mushroom, there was a sign saying, "No parking. All vehicles will be toad."
What would the Mario Bros. artstyle be called if they where from England?
My friends don't like it when I play Mario Kart with them. I tend to drive them crazy.
For my birthday I got a t-shirt that says "I'm a nudist."
My son came up with this gem just now during his birthday dinner:
What kind of beans do you find in a measuring cup?
Pint-o beans!
What do you gift a ghost for it’s birthday?
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He’s in for a rude awakening.
My brother and I were playing Mario Kart
My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second
My mate bought me a terrible thesaurus for my birthday.
I just couldn't find the words to thank him.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?
Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift
Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
I don't think I'll be able to tell you the whole story about the rich kid's birthday presents
I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party
She never saw it coming!
Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`
Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.
My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.
Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"
Me: "It looks pretty big to me"
At least I came in first.
For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...
I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.
Arr Appy Birthday
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets
PB&Js (in the shape of guitars)
Veggie tray
Fruit tray
Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have
Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
What are Mario's pants made out of?
Why does Super Mario like wearing pants?
because he likes to wear:
denim denim denim, denim denim denim
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What are Mario's favorite pants to wear?
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the one-eyed pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
What is Mario's favorite type of fabric?
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...
"You know, one would have been enough."
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