My brother and I were playing Mario Kart

My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second

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📅︎ Jan 04 2016
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Car trip

My dad and I were Kart racing and when I got back to my car I tripped on the step. He laughed and said "Have a nice trip!" and drove off

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📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.

My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.

Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"

Me: "It looks pretty big to me"

At least I came in first.

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📅︎ Aug 23 2015
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