A list of puns related to "Kart racing"
My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second
My dad and I were Kart racing and when I got back to my car I tripped on the step. He laughed and said "Have a nice trip!" and drove off
My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.
Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"
Me: "It looks pretty big to me"
At least I came in first.
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