Kann Puns

A list of puns related to "Kann"

German joke: Kann ich mehr Wasser haben?

Dad: Ist das nicht zu salzig?

Can I get more water? - Ain't it too salty?

The pun is that more and sea in German sound similar...

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👤︎ u/ltRobinCrusoe
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I keep having dreams about an armored man on a horse coming to kill me.

Can anyone help me with these knightmares?

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👤︎ u/Masselein
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A feminist coal mine walk into a German bar

Bartender says, ''Entschuldigung, Hier kann das Bergwerk nicht trinken!'' The mine angrily asks, "Did you just assume my gender!!?'' Then the Bartender replies, "Nein, I just assume mine."

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👤︎ u/ATM1234
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