but she saw right through me.
I said no, I’m just making shit up.
I think my delivery may be off.
Her: To what?
Me: I don’t know yet
Her: That sounds nice. What nationality is that?
JK Rowling
stay-up mother.
To which he replied, “good thing you’re laying down”. Ugh.
My response: Are you going to be a-peppered too?
Bro: "/u/le90skid's a lesbian!"
My sister: "Wow... We just learned your gender and sexualitly in one go... That's a lot to take in."
Dad: "It's nothing to take in, that's the point."
I told him if he wanted to muck around with a 80amp 2.4Kw 120volt dimmer while it was hot, more power to him.
(I work in a theater)
My dad said "decay."
She was absolutely furious. I've never seen a person get this angry before. I guess it holds true to the old saying:
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.
"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"
Me: No, I think we should stay together until Sept. 1st. It's the lease we can do.
He walked away and then came back and handed me this.
Her: You should workout your arms so they can be bigger.
Me: I'm already big, I can lift 2 of you no problem. It would be almost impossible to make them bigger.
Her: You can make them bigger if you put your mind to it.
Me: *Proceed to put my forehead on one of my biceps..."Is it working?"
Her: ...
