In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
This morning, I jogged around the block 15 times.
Then I picked it up, and put it back in my kidβs toy box.
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︎ Jun 27 2018
Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
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︎ Mar 11 2021
For the past five years, Iβve said that iβm going to start jogging, but I never have
Itβs starting to become a running joke at this point
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that Iβm going for a jog and then I donβt...
Itβs my longest running joke of the year so far...
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︎ May 27 2020
I always say I want to start jogging.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Iβm going to jog from Sweden to Finland...
and cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Itβs been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back
I guess it just runs in the jeans
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.
Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
My name is Aaron. My son's name is Aaron too. Every morning, we go for a jog together.
When my wife asks where we went, I tell her we were just running Aarons.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
Itβs a bit of a running joke in the family
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didnβt realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Every night I tell my wife Iβm going out for a jog, but I donβt go, and she knows it
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︎ Oct 25 2019
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Got the new expansion pack for my treadmill
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︎ Mar 10 2021
My friend loves to jog uphill.
He always feels inclined to do so.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What did the illiterate guy say when he saw a religious referee on a morning jog?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Always poop before you go for a jog.
Otherwise you might get the runs.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Whenever I see someone jogging on a cold winter morning, I always think to myself, βWow! Iβm so impressed....
....that I am up this early!β
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Whenever my wife wants me to go jogging, I immediately wrap myself with an American flag.
Because those colors donβt run.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
I can't believe my FitBit still shows no progress...
How much more jogging my memory must I do?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
LPT: If you have trouble remembering your password, find a picture of some running shoes and stare at it.
maybe it'll help jog your memory.
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︎ May 01 2019
I tried doing a sketch while running a marathon
But I kept on getting jogged
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why did the guy with amnesia go for a run?
He wanted to jog his memory.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
One special birthday my father gave me a clock that had been running since the day of my birth.
I had the time of my life.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I was showing my daughter how to cook noodles
I turned on the water and started to jog in place. She said, "dad, you are not even running!"
"But, the water is." I said
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︎ May 05 2019
'Dad why are you running around?'
'That's the thing, I can't remember why so I'm trying to jog my memory.'
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︎ Jan 06 2019
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog
2020 : Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Every day at breakfast, I announce that Iβm going for a jog, and then I donβt.
It was my longest running joke of the year.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke...
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that Iβm going jogging, but then donβt go.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
2012: Didnβt jog
2013: Didnβt jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didnβt jog
2018: Didnβt jog
2019: Didnβt jog
2020: Still havenβt jogged
This is a running joke.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
2016: Didnβt jog
2017: Didnβt jog
2018: Didnβt jog
2019: Didnβt jog
2020: Havenβt jogged
This a running joke
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︎ Sep 02 2020
2012: Didnβt jog
2013: Didnβt jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didnβt jog
2018: Didnβt jog
2019: Didnβt jog
2020: Still havenβt jogged
This is a running joke.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that Iβm going for a jog, and then I donβt.
Itβs my longest running joke of this year.
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that Iβm going for a jog, and then I donβt.
Itβs my longest running joke of the year.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke this year.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill.
People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
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