If Virginia wore a New Jersey what did Delaware?

I don’t know, Alaska. (I’ll ask her)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-TownDarin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Need help for a pun for my jersey

For our jerseys we can put a nickname and I want to put a pun for my name (Naveen) but I can’t think of any. Any ideas? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peggyslayer
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey

So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.

One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.

If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyHypodermics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What does a crow with a jersey accent say to the man about to step into traffic?

"CAW! CAW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeWiggler
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I let my son wear a Liverpool jersey today. So far he’s been kicked, punched and spit at...

...it’ll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call a date night in New Jersey?

A pokin' in Hoboken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatOtherPapaya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Tonight I took my son to hockey practice and realized my wife forgot to pack his jersey from the dryer.

She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"

Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"

Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkCanMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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New York City once had 4 sections and New Jersey needed to borough one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeetball128
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If Mississippi wears her New Jersey what would Delaware?

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Content_Drummer
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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This guy wearing a Kings Jersey was trampled to death by sheep.

He was a died in the wool hockey fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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This souvenir shop at Field Station Dinosaurs in New Jersey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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If Mississippi is going to wear her New Jersey, what will Missouri wear?

Idaho Alaska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougyancy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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A question about hockey jerseys

Does the NHL team Devils always play their home games in new jerseys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunviking
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Help me pick a jersey name!!

Hey, my names Renee and no idea what to do for my jersey name? Aside from reneesance or renailed it :P PLEASE SEND HELP!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyyitsnay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Hey, Kid. Did you spill something on your jersey? No. Why?

It says "MESSI" on the back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!

The Shih-tzu-ation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyckTycket
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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I asked my Grandpa, who was raised in Ohio and New Jersey, why he had been born in Pennsylvania

He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjc72
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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If mississippi wears a new jersey...

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwendscha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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What's summer like in New Jersey?

Noice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBloodyArborDay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Did Delaware her New Jersey?

Idaho, Alaska!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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