I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.
Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.
Dad: the guy who stole my ipad could
What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?
My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"
I asked him how he came up with those names.
He said, "Because they're all syncing."
I recently broke my iPad, so I decided I'll get a new one.
What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?
Okay.... yes I know I took this using my phone on an iPad, cause I don’t have Reddit on me iPad
True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...
The fly didn’t stand a chance...
Me: My iPad ran out last night
Dad: Did you run after it?
The creators of the Ipad missed out a golden opportunity to name it the Handtop
I overheard my wife tell our six year old, “It’s not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.”
Me: Listen to mom. That’s......sound advice.
My toddler keeps sneezing on the iPad
I think I need to buy a snotterbox for it
There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....
It was an Apple turnover.
One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!
I just saw someone steal an iPad from an apple store!
I think that makes me an iWitness
[OC] Did you hear about the thief that got caught stealing an iPhone, an iPad and an iPod?
What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
My girlfriend asked for a newspaper. I said don’t be silly, take my iPad
The spider never saw that coming
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had a blue tooth!
My daughter came up to me last night with her iPad and said, “Dad, my iPad is dead.”
I said, “Well, we better go bury it then.”
I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!"
m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC
Check out this iPad I found!
girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.
GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"
Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"
GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"
ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"
My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.
So my Dad got us all new iPads for Christmas...
http://i.imgur.com/Cm3pOai.jpg
Unsurprisingly, my dad's favorite gift for his 60th birthday was from his uncle. An iPhone and iPad!!
imgur.com/4ExexJl
When we got him a mini iPad for Christmas...
...I'd rather have this than a maxipad.
Thanks, Dad, for the iPad (xpost from /r/funny)
Joke: https://i.imgur.com/pDsjrHw.jpg
Thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hvqho/thanks_dad/
The guy who stole my iPad
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had a Bluetooth.
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1", his iPad "Titanic 2", and his iMac "Titanic 3"...
I asked him how he came up with the names and he got all excited and said:
"Because they are all syncing"
Only dad...
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had a Bluetooth...
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
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