How was Marvin the Paranoid Android programmed?
With Morose Code.
What's the similarity between an android user and a doctor ?
Both hate Apple
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!
It's too devicive.
An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.
It was charged with battery.
How do you have intercourse with an Android?
You gotta grind your gears.
Android crashes on boot when running from SD card
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
What does an android do when his shoes get dirty?
He reboots himself.
The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.
If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.
The next Android OS should be called Android Orange because then choosing between smartphones would be like apples and oranges
My android butler has a really bad attitude
I think he has a chip on his shoulder.
[Source: Me, am a dad]
S-voice pulled this one on me (S-voice is android's version of siri)
I asked: "What is my name"
It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.
These Android OS names...
Husband tried to upgrade his OS today but it was stuck at 23% for a while. I told him to restart.
Him: It's taken 45 minutes to put Marshmallow on there.
Me: Guess you gotta wait s'more.
Him: (that groan I know so well)
As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor
Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg
What do you see if an Android takes off his pants?
His ro-butt.
A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android
"What exactly is going on?", I asked.
He replied "A Major engineering feet."
What really turns androids on?
Installed kitkat on my android device!
http://i.imgur.com/OZgjKO8.jpg
