Android Puns

A list of puns related to "Android"

How was Marvin the Paranoid Android programmed?

With Morose Code.

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👤︎ u/lmr_fudd
📅︎ May 20 2021
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What's the similarity between an android user and a doctor ?

Both hate Apple

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👤︎ u/AdFit5807
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!

It's too devicive.

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👤︎ u/KlydesHail
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What are fake Androids called?

Phone-ies

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👤︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.

It was charged with battery.

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👤︎ u/CalzonialImperative
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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How do you have intercourse with an Android?

You gotta grind your gears.

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👤︎ u/TubaXYZ
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Android crashes on boot when running from SD card
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👤︎ u/TheJackHughman
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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Apple or android??
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👤︎ u/EC097
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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👤︎ u/TheFluDisease
📅︎ May 18 2019
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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👤︎ u/IAmALoser44
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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What does an android do when his shoes get dirty?

He reboots himself.

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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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The news about Android banning Huawei is sad. But I know Huawei can fix this.

If there’s a will, there’s Huawei.

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👤︎ u/paoerfuuul
📅︎ May 21 2019
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The next Android OS should be called Android Orange because then choosing between smartphones would be like apples and oranges
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👤︎ u/averyweirdfish
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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My android butler has a really bad attitude

I think he has a chip on his shoulder.

[Source: Me, am a dad]

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👤︎ u/EedSpiny
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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S-voice pulled this one on me (S-voice is android's version of siri)

I asked: "What is my name"

It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.

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👤︎ u/Half_Eyed_Worm
📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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These Android OS names...

Husband tried to upgrade his OS today but it was stuck at 23% for a while. I told him to restart.

Him: It's taken 45 minutes to put Marshmallow on there.

Me: Guess you gotta wait s'more.

Him: (that groan I know so well)

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👤︎ u/_byebirdie_
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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As an Android user, I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it only has a single-core processor

Pic of my new device here - http://i.imgur.com/UwQ8ZUE.jpg

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👤︎ u/borick
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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What do you see if an Android takes off his pants?

His ro-butt.

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👤︎ u/jhm614
📅︎ Dec 06 2016
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What really turns androids on?
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👤︎ u/Shumatsu
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android

"What exactly is going on?", I asked.

He replied "A Major engineering feet."

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👤︎ u/K3R3G3
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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