Android Phone Puns

Me: I'll just call it.

Her: you can't, it's on silent.

Me: well, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

I got smacked for that one.

Me: Do you want me to call it?

Her: It is on silent

Me: If you like it you should have put a ring on it

Her: Fuck you

It’s too bad because I only seem to be able to find androids and iPhones now.

I recently got a new android phone, which happens to have a siri-like AI function. After playing with it a bit, I decided to ask it what my name was.

"What is my name?"

"What? That is a strange name to have!"

I don't know what I was expecting...

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

Me: I can't find my phone and it's on silent!

Dad: Too bad, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.