Why are iPhones good fo you?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annoyed_car
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2022
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I've broken my last three iphones

Does that make me a Sirial killer?

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I asked my nephew to sing a song about iPhones

Sam sang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreeIsAlive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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I told my friend to sing a song about IPhones.

Sam Sung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynxOfLords
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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You know why the Star Wars characters don't use Iphones?

Because they only have Androids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etbiludecalcinha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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What do you call an iPhone's battery?

Apple juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What happens to iPhones when they die?

They are sent to iCloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarMagician2895
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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There is a guy stealing Iphones around town

He is probably going to face time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why are iPhones like the NFL?

The Chargers suck.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones

Because they are the OPPOsition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creative_Mud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Are they making this pun because the 2020 iPhones won't have a notch?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tails618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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My kids are upset they’re not getting iPhones for Christmas, but I’m not made of money

And Apples don’t grow on trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?

It's still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do bisexuals and iphones have in common?

Orientation lock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strikercharge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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My father on iPhones

Father: Why won't my iPhone charge on this laptop?

Me: It needs to install the driver first.

Father: Are you sure? It charged just fine in my car.

Me: Your car doesn't need a driver.

Father: Yes it does. If I ever want to go anywhere.

He thinks he is hilarious. I had to hold back the laughter and groans. I couldn't let him think he's funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trenia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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what do you call an iphone's battery?

apple juice

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do iPhones eat for breakfast?

Siri-al

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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