By my 3yo - why did the spider get his laptop?

To go to the website!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassiveMastiff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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My A*DELL*E Laptop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TynWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I took my laptop with me on a recent road trip.

It was a hard drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?

They were Big Macs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Water laptop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing

And said β€œI guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeresil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...

It's my New Year's resolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?

I did because I put it on sleep mode.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore

I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.

It was a cider attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....

He's put me on a course of tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own website.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How does Thor connect to his laptop?

Thunderbolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined

Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...

...RANSOMWARE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyalWar5180
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Dad: son, you want a laptop?

Son: yeah sure

Dad: how much money you got?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kacbor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.

It was a hard drive.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?

Space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColorfulZips
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylveon10101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud68
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!

I guess it didn’t have much HP.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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& I am planning to replace the laptop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepunnisters
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...

This gives a whole new meaning to Mac β€˜n Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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*Points at laptop*

That's not-e-book

>!Not a book!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckieNerd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop

Named it Sombrero.

My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vole182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.

I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What do you call a burnt Asus laptop?

Ashes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergio-marquina
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What laptop would a sheep use?

A toshi-baa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crickypop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:

Dammit autocorrect!

I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to US?

The keyboard adds an extra pound.

Β£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreizo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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She gave my laptop a Megabyte! (Thanks for the title, GenkiMain)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/White0101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumusGoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop

It won’t Sleep now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...

It's now completely uncontrollable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What happened to the rapper's laptop when he left it in his jewelry room?

It was covered in so much ice, it froze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Word_art_Online
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop

He called me a nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuddlyBear89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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How many laptops does HP make?

A pavilion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scryotechnic
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Guys help my laptop is completely out of control, what should I do??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mavagam99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.

He said it was a Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call a laptop that can sing?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grexti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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