By my 3yo - why did the spider get his laptop?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My A*DELL*E Laptop
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What do you call a laptop that sings?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I took my laptop with me on a recent road trip.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Water laptop
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︎ Dec 09 2020
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
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︎ Dec 03 2020
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said βI guess the ball is working today!β. His first real joke. Iβm so proud!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....
He's put me on a course of tablets.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own website.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Dad: son, you want a laptop?
Son: yeah sure
Dad: how much money you got?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?
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︎ May 31 2020
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!
I guess it didnβt have much HP.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
& I am planning to replace the laptop
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︎ May 03 2020
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac βn Cheese.
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︎ May 13 2020
*Points at laptop*
That's not-e-book
>!Not a book!<
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop
Named it Sombrero.
My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
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︎ May 19 2020
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What do you call a burnt Asus laptop?
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︎ May 03 2020
What laptop would a sheep use?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to US?
The keyboard adds an extra pound.
Β£
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︎ Sep 13 2019
She gave my laptop a Megabyte! (Thanks for the title, GenkiMain)
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
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︎ Nov 16 2018
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
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︎ Jan 28 2020
The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...
It's now completely uncontrollable.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What happened to the rapper's laptop when he left it in his jewelry room?
It was covered in so much ice, it froze.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How many laptops does HP make?
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︎ May 28 2019
Guys help my laptop is completely out of control, what should I do??
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︎ Aug 17 2018
My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
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︎ Jan 21 2019
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
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