They’re still scratching their heads trying to put all the pieces together.
People who investigate hotel hauntings are Inn Spectre Inspectors
After two weeks the angel came back and reported his findings to God. "It's not good, 95% of the population is bad and only 5% is good"
God thinks about it and decides to send a second angel just to get a different perspective. Two weeks later that angel comes back and reports the same thing. 95% bad, 5% good.
God thinks on this for a bit and decides that he has to do something. He settled on sending an email of encouragement to the 5% of the population that is good to encourage them they are on the right track and to keep up the good work.
Do you know what the email said? No? Me either, we must be part of the 95%!
They charged him with resisting a rest
The Poolice. It's their doody.
It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.
Didn't see a dead body but I did witness a Murder...
Sherlock Ohms
Or Organized Crime?
"very little" I replied.
One heifer fell over, another started a fire, a third bovine went missing. It was assumed they were related, but it was just cow-incidents.
It's because of the REUTERS BLOCK!
I refused to answer any questions on the grounds it may incinerate me
Dear Sir/ Madam,
It has come to our attention that this IP address has been used for illegally downloading content.
Therefore, your account will be blocked, pending further investigation.
Sincerely, The Internet Provider.
Because we'll be jalapeno business.
"hm.. something seems fishy in here.."
The police think it's race-related.
An investigator
Guess you could say they’re investigating a murder
An investigator.
The police investigating the crime scene says that the details are sketchy.
Hustle, Sleuth.
An investigator
I am launching a full-scale investigation.
It's some real hard hitting stuff..
But after further investigation, it turns out they aren’t mourning, but rather searching the body and surrounding area for threats. So I guess it would be more accurate to call it a……. MURDER investigation
Use a croc-pot
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
They go to the ROOT of the problem
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
It was a briefcase
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
As they're searching the room they realize the pillows are missing. They decide to focus the entire investigation around the pillows. And so began: The Pillowcase
Investigators haven’t released the name of the whistle-blower.
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.
Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.
A duck-tective!
It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.
Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.
An investigator
An investigator!
An investigator
An Investigator.
