Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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There was a suspicious β€˜accident’ at a construction site. The police investigated all the workers at the job site . . .

It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.

Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty_Entendre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Fyre festival is being investigated

I guess no one's above the ja ruul of law

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why is Trump not worried about stress from being investigated causing him to lose his hair? (OC)

Because he is so over-Comey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?

That's the power of compound interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/programminggeek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/capndreww
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.

It was a briefcase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingwang100
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Two police officers were investigating a murder scene.

They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.

Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."

Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"

Officer 1: "It's concrete."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brawl_nOyOu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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How do Tree crime investigators start their investigation

They go to the ROOT of the problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justaguy689
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station

Investigators have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javerthugo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.

To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greggy_rabs
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

You get an Investigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.

Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?

Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftClickMadness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who kept cutting down trees?

They tried to investigate the trees, but they were all stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notgayinathreeway
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China

He was forensic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Two policemen, an officer and a detective, are investigating a murder scene.

The officer says, "Huh. They left the bills, but took the coins. Any ideas, detective?"

The detective replies, "Just another centsless crime, officer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap

They charged him with resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoNun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Vest ever pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?

A duck-tective!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikitaSultoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What's the difference between a Stalker and a Private Investigator?

The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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There's a detective named Frederick Lee...

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pig’s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminal’s mask was animal themed, I said to them, β€œFred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the man”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Booty and the Beast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ochipapo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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A police officer was investigating the theft of an attachΓ©.

The culprit was quickly found so you could say it was a very brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slap_the_teacakes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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(From my daughter) Who investigates toilet crimes?

The Poolice. It's their doody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unbiasedasian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating

The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BleakPenguin35
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president

The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thylocine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...

Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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The police are investigating the death of a man who was killed with a can of chickpeas.

It's an obvious case of hummuscide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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HuaWei to hell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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The investigators still didn't know who started the fire at the Notre Dame

But they had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andocas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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This investigation is nuts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I'm not very invested.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdnewlun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhertz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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There's only one traffic sign that informs you and launches an investigation

Stop, A head!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InspectorBugNuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumelon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Insert title [here]
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Need a punny title for my screenplay

Hola. I need a punny title for the screenplay. Its a murder mystery type situation but its set in a university halls and instead of a murder, they're investigating the theft of a chicken Kiev from a shared kitchen. go crazy guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurencethomas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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A team of investigators found the body of a missing person in a frozen lake...

They finally cracked the cold case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Holmes

Holmes and Watson, investigating a crime, entered a bedroom. Holmes looks and the bed, backs up and says, "There's something wrong with this."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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As a private investigator, I'm pursuing a con man by tracing his stream of impoverished victims...

Yes, he left a pauper trail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I hear they're re-opening the investigation into the Black Dahlia murder

The lead investigator was asked if it would be difficult to solve and he said "You don't know the half of it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpabiniaGlasses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call an alligator that works on Wall Street?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IQSucks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What does a private investigator call a short investigation?

A briefcase

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today

Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.

All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call when a cow that helps an investigation?

Cow tipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikolaizombie1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What did the caveman cat say when a rock fell on his foot?

Me-ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_second_mum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A detecrive was investigating a murder over at the Disney Palace

Looking at his chart of suspects, he banged his fist against the wall, "It could be any one of these three!"

Then, a silhouetted figure spoke out, "It's suspect number 1."

"The one from Norte Dame? How can you be sure?"

Quasimodo then steps out of the shadows with a knife behind his back, "Let's just say that I've got a hunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Went to investigate a strange gathering of crows today...

Didn't see a dead body but I did witness a Murder...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?

It was a hummus-ide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kizman123456789
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Everyone asked Robert Mueller to hurry up with the investigation..

He replied, "Quit Russian me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorogogo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Knock knock

Dad: Knock knock

Kid: Who's there

D: Investigator

K: Investigator who

D: I'll ask the questions if you don't mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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If a private investigator is called a private eye, what do you call a pirate investigator?

A privateer.
(It's one to hold on to for September 19th!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.

I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClashOfTheEnder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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In'vest'i'gator'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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How does Rick Astley separate himself from an investigation?

He tells the investigators that he will Rick-use himself from the investigation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalkingDown46
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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My wife said DO NOT tell this joke to anyone else

Holmes and Watson are about to go out on an investigation. Before leaving, Watson says he needs to use the restroom. He goes in and 5 minutes pass, 10 minutes pass, 15 minutes pass. Finally Holmes goes to the door and asks if he's feeling constipated. Watson replies, "Yeah, no shit Sherlock!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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A police officer goes to investigate a robbery..

Officer: "What's left in the cashbox?"

Cashier: "Na-ching"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onizuka112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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What do you call a detective who investigates circuit related crimes?

Sherlock Ohms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1bitshiftregister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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Who can tell the difference between different crocodilians?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jobediah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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This is a story that ends in my best joke to date.

I'm a nanny, the family I work for typically hang out for 10-30 minutes before the parents leave me and baby alone, just to chat and catch up, as well as to mitigate any potential meltdowns from a sudden leaving.

Anyway, Baby has started walking and is very keen to investigate everything. Yesterday he was headed straight to the electrical outlet. So I said to him, "oh no that's not a toy! Our fingers don't go there,"

Dad says, "baby disagrees"

"That's shocking."

Dad, "That's better than any dad joke I've come up with"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyDogsNameIsToes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Two detectives were investigating an unusual murder at a McDonald's.

The suspect allegedly put a Happy Meal toy into his victim's hamburger, choking him to death. One detective turned to the other and said, "Boy, I'm not sure what to do with this one - I've never had a knicknack patty whack before."

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine

when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.

"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.

"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"

"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.

They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachow--
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest

Investigator. Idk if it was posted I'm new here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerbean4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What did the electrician say when he found out the plug was broken?

I must conduct an investigation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panagiotis1357
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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A Thief walks into a theater and steals the spotlight
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do call an alligator in a vest?

An An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site

The evidence wasn't concrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgk007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

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