A HOST of reasons.
BOVID-19
Urine trouble
I think it has Ebowla.
A staff infection.
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
I'm never going to the moldives again.
Germ many
They're calling it the car owner virus.
Iβm sure weβre all sick of it by now.
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Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.
Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
It's a little hoarse.
You should take the plunge, it's your best shot at not getting infected.
He sickens me
They got it right off the bat
Crayola virus
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
It was a fun-gal infection
They're in pole position
I hated it at first, but now itβs starting to grow on me.
It was truly bread for war.
Ward have MRSA!
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
Ebola Cereal
She's my Sepsis
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
It had an East infection.
A heaposnotamus
It would appear he has a staff infection
Urine trouble.
urine trouble
Urine trouble.
Urine trouble.
...urine trouble!
