Incriminated Puns

A list of puns related to "Incriminated"

The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...

She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence

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👤︎ u/michael-freddy
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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How do the Jedi avoid incriminating themselves?

They plead the Sith

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👤︎ u/bassistheplace246
📅︎ Aug 04 2021
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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/JoshSamBob
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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