Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Did you hear about the company that made yard sticks?
Turns out, they're not making them any longer...
I was at a garage sale yesterday, and I saw a 70 inch TV for $5. I asked the person running the garage sale what the catch was. They told me the volume is stuck at max, so you know what I said?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
How do you measure a snake? In inches, because they don’t have feet.
But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.
I've just found a CD among my collection that's a good twelve inch in diameter.
Surely that must be a record.
What do you call a 0.3937008 inch athropod?
A 3 foot 6 inch psychic has escaped from jail..
..Police say there is a small medium at large.
After a long, vicious territorial battle a large family of bitten, scratched wolves all sought shelter from the snow in a tiny cave, leaving barely an inch of space.
A pair of vets who care for the wolves find them and try to get in to administer care and clean their wounds.
One says “I can’t go in there.”
“Why not?”
“The place is bloody packed.”
I’d like a six inch Italian herbs and cheese with turkey breast and ham please, cheese and toasted.
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, silly!
(I don't know if this one has been done already, but I don't care.)
"Hey Dad, what rhymes with orange" said my Son..So I pondered this for a while and thought..
What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and gets girls excited.
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
Today I will be talking about the Makita 18V Cordless 1/2-Inch Hammer Drive
Why are snakes measured in inches?
Because they don't have any feet
My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches
I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand?
What unit of measure do pirates use?
What is Jesus' favourite band?
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Cuz then it would be a foot
why can’t your arm be 12 inches?
because then it would be a foot.
There once was this king who was only twelve inches tall
He didn't make a great king but he was a great ruler
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it will be a foot :)
Why can your nose not be 12 inches?
Cause then it would be a foot
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why your hand cant be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot.
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot."
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
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