Imperial Measurement Puns

A list of puns related to "Imperial Measurement"

The Trojan war between the Greeks and Troy was really fought over the whether to adopt the metric or imperial system of measurement.

Why else would Achilles ride around shouting "Hectare, Hectare"

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Mar 15 2022
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Why does Sherlock Holmes use Imperial measurements?

Because crime's afoot.

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👤︎ u/VapidPastiche
📅︎ Jul 13 2022
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