Ice Queen Scoop. Goodness gracious.
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📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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How does an Ice Queen sleep?

....Out cold

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👤︎ u/Bosstea
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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Vanilla Ice sampled David Bowie and Queen on "Ice Ice Baby".

If he sampled them for an entire album, it would be a...

Bohemian Rhapsody Bowie mean rap CD

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📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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called my girlfriend the ice queen. (cold and emotionless)

She looks me dead in the eyes and said 'the cold doesn't bother me anyway'

Hi five then walk away.

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📅︎ May 27 2016
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Job interview

At a recent job interview I was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"

I said "Unfortunately not, but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody."

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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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👤︎ u/spybot2915
📅︎ Jun 26 2014
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Dadjoked by my friends Dad

So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:

"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"

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📅︎ Jul 27 2014
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This joke is pretty chill...

What do you call an uncaring royal that lives in the poles? An Ice Queen.

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📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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If scientists made an exact duplicate of Elsa ...

... would it be an Ice Queen Clone?

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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