Hydrated Puns

Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.

Then why bread dry?

It was well done

The p is silent.

I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."

.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.

Bartender comes over to get our drinks, we're both interested in hydrating to start off with and we order waters.

Bartender asks if we want ice water or just water.

We both say we'd like ice in our water.

So then I say, "well, you could say it's ice water squared."

My buddy then lowers his head and says, "Bro, they come cubed..."

I must be soda hydrated.

Hail Hydrate