What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
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Some Campy Humor

Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.

"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.

"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.

The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:

"Clearly the Czech is in the male."

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humor is

no joke

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Some say I have a sixth sense of humor

I only laugh at dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
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my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"

because they lighten me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenPhoenix14
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β€œ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.”

β€œ well, give it back !”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did Hitler wear eye glasses?

Because without them he could Nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Lift humor
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Koality Christmas Humor
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Theatre humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poerhouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor

That witch took everything of mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeMan17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I have my moms sense of humor...

My dad still has his.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!

Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)

As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.

Thank you for reading and enjoy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosswyatt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Facebook doesn’t get our humor...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggfooVA
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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor

« What is the best death according to you ?

  • I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.

  • Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?

  • Like my grandfather’s friends.

-Why ? How did they die ?

-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep.Β Β»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTinou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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πŸ’© humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleotter
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Prison Humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Someone Placed Scatological Humor Above Puns on a Humor Hierarchy Today

I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Repair shop with a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GwafaHAvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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When scientists have a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilstardust99
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What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?

They're invisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Klingon Humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
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I have an odd sense of humor.

Otherwise, it would be even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lavetic
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My "bathroom humor" comedy routine was a failure ...

I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
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I couldn't think of anything really new and humorous to say about my German sausage...

So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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I’ve been trying to pick up on German humor recently.

It’s no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
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Peak humor is upon us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LincolnBio_
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My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefishwhisperer1
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Excuse my gallows humor...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandondsantos
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Dark humor is like Kids that have cancer...

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobbyBrownOlaf
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What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?

Dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TennaTelwan
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?

Korn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
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Approaching your Disability with Humor youtube.com/watch?v=dSoPY…
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An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?

Because it had egg-zema.

She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiberius_Jim
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My high school bully still takes my lunch money.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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