Laughing stock.

Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter “Rare it is!”.

Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.

"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.

"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.

The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:

"Clearly the Czech is in the male."

no joke

I only laugh at dead people

because they lighten me up

“ well, give it back !”

Because without them he could Nazi.

That witch took everything of mine

My dad still has his.

Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)

As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.

Thank you for reading and enjoy!

We have to....She doesn't have one.

« What is the best death according to you ?

• I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.

• Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?

• Like my grandfather’s friends.

-Why ? How did they die ?

-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »

Because you can't C in the dark

“This takes me back.”

I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.

They're invisible

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Otherwise, it would be even.

I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.

So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

It’s no laughing matter.

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

Never gets old.

Dad jokes

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

Korn

Because it had egg-zema.

She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.

But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

A laughing stock!!!!