Hot Plate Puns

A list of puns related to "Hot Plate"

Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.

You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"

So I asked him, "When?"

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👤︎ u/CactusPearl21
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?

A hot plate

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👤︎ u/yellowmarshmallow04
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and the sizzlin' steak platter

. "Here's your steak," the bartender says. "Be careful, that plate is really hot." "Oh, no worries," the guy replies. "I'm not really attracted to plates."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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Every dad has that one thing they say to waitresses.

Every time a waitresses says "the plate is really hot" my dad has to say "don't worry I won't eat the plate". hehe.

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👤︎ u/telefreak
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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